Hi there! I'm Minutia. I write fanfiction, draw the occasional fanart, and burble on about fannish things. I also do other things, but not with this identity.
She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment
On a scale of one to Nhi Vanye, how psychic do you have to be to tell when Morgaine is pissed?
On a scale of one to absolutely shitfaced, how drunk do you have to be to think pissing off Signy Mallory is a good idea?
On a scale of one to famous Greek philosopher, how intelligent do you have to be to understand Ariane Emory?
On a scale of one to Gehenna colonist, how clueless are you about the capabilities of the surrounding wildlife?
On a scale of one to Tom Mondragon, how many baths can you take before Altair Jones makes vaguely racist remarks at you?
Me: I want post-Aral Cordelia
EXPLORING THE UNIVERSE, STUMBLES ON A PLOT
SAVES THE DAY
BFF Robyn: right?
I would love to read about Cordelia being an asskicking grandma
Me: Like, PLEASE can we have a seventy year old heroine whose super power is being phenomenally sensible?
Maybe with Sasha and Natalia in tow
Let’s get some next gen up ins!
BFF Robyn: I want to read the one where she is babysitting Miles’s brood while he and Ekaterin are off Saving the Empire, and it turns out the threat is actually at home
and she has to handle it AND teething
And Nikki really badly wanting to be a Hero
BFF Robyn: so she lets him drive some
ONLY A LITTLE
Me: With some bonus Kareen
Basically let’s just have Miles at the beginning and end
That is now the proper place for Miles
BFF Robyn: I would love a Kareen Is Awesome novel, too
Me: Kareen Awesomely Businesses and Also Maybe Kicks People In The Face A Little
omg noooo noooo let us have
KOUDELKA GIRLS NIGHT OUT
BFF Robyn: hahaha yes
“Should we call our husbands?” “No.” “Right, then.”
So I have a fic rec for you:
Seven Samurai by Sheffield
It only features half of Team Koudelka but I think it may be up your alley.
Steven Mithen proposed the term Hmmmmm for the pre-linguistic system of communication used by archaic Homo. beginning with Homo ergaster and reaching the highest sophistication in the Middle Pleistocene with Homo heidelbergensis and Homo neanderthalensis. Hmmmmm is an acronym for holistic (non-compositional), manipulative (utterances are commands or suggestions, not descriptive statements), multi-modal (acoustic as well as gestural and mimetic), musical, and mimetic.
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